John Cleese. You should hire me for your next production of "The Ministry of Silly Walks". Except, I'm not sure if you're dead or not. But if you're alive. I would be quite perfect right now. Because my walk is rather silly due to a silly afternoon.
So, as usual, I was craving a good dose of adventure, but I rather meant to just take a different route to Bixby's Cafe. Well, that turned into an all afternoon excursion due to getting lost. I walked in a full circle around the streets of hilly Duluth neighborhoods. Passing houses that looked like fairy-tale mansions, seeing a scampering deer in front of me, and passing an area that had 3 cathedrals in one block. It was beautiful. But... I had on my thrift store boots, which as you can see from the image above, I am rather miffed at. For, they gave me blisters the size of quarters. I decided to wear them to get used to them for they are my character boots for Moth, but unfortunately, they had not been previously tested. And, after walking miles in them, surprise surprise my walk started to turn into a strut, then a half limp, then kind of a skating step. But at that point I reached Bixby's finally! I found my way and I felt like Robin Hood or some conquerer like Alexander the Great. Except all I conquered were quaint neighborhoods of Duluth. But I will not let that burst my balloon of pride! I felt powerful. And celebrated by having a bagel and coffee. Then I set off again to school, where I am now. And I am sure I got some funny looks due to my ungainly swagger. Heehee. So that is why Mr. Cleese should hire me.
Well, I might give my lines a good once-over before heading in. I wish you all coziness and cheer tonight. And wish me luck in my jaunt home tonight. Should be quite interesting with said boots. Hah!
~With sincerity and poise,
Flo
